Tag Archives: humor

Man Fined for Blowing Nose in Car

29 Jan

See the news report here.

I seriously lol’ed, and then thanked my lucky stars I don’t drive in Britain… They’d probably fine me for eating, applying mascara, applying lipgloss, doing full makeup, changing clothes, reading books, texting, answering calls, camwhoring… all while I was driving.

:) The gift of multitasking is one of the joys of being a woman.

Yeahhh.

Enhancer Tidbits

10 Jun

Couldn’t resist print-screening this little ad that popped up during my daily facebooking time.

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What’s next, 8-inch Mints for the boys?

The next time your boyfriend pops a mint before he kisses you, it ain’t for the breath, sista…

Chronic Procrastination

29 Apr

CHRONIC PROCRASTINATION is a condition where the signs & symptoms of acute procrastination persist for more than 20-30 days, and remain unresolved despite valiant efforts.

General features: It has overlapping incubation periods, and is generally caused by an intrinsic aetiological factor. Chronic procrastination, if left untreated, may also develop into its various complications.

Subject with chronic procrastination. Note the dull eyes, tortured expression & lethargy.

Subject with chronic procrastination. Note the dull eyes, tortured expression & lethargy.

Signs & Symptoms: Similar to those of acute procrastination. The subject will burn the midnight oil in attempts to remedy the potential consequences of the procrastination. Drowsiness, lethargy, malaise, weight loss, pallor, confusion, angst, decrease in voluntary speech, decrease in social activities. More neurological effects.

A photograph of Messy Room Syndrome (MRS). Blue arrow: bedstuff. Pink arrow: personal belongings. Red arrow: clean, unsorted laundry.

A photograph of Messy Room Syndrome (MRS). Blue arrow: bedstuff. Pink arrow: personal belongings. Red arrow: clean, unsorted laundry.

Complications: Messy Room Syndrome (MRS), dark eye-rings (sometimes with eye-bags), chronic lateness, Mis-Prioritization Syndrome (MPS)

Management: Lifestyle alteration, which requires willpower and discipline on the patient’s part. Suggestions include cutting down on responsibilities, re-prioritizing, planning ahead, not dawdling, being more conscious of the time & traffic, and setting aside time with God (prayer & devotions).

What a revelation.

Dragonball: White dude version

16 Mar

Nothing beats the absurdity of hearing a white guy scream “KAME-HAME-HAAAAA~”, and recite the prayer to call forth Shen Long…

Goku: “COME FORTH, DRAGON.”
Wei Phin: “Wtf, then the dragon really appear ah?”
- Shen Long appears and roars on-screen. -

I grinned inside, haha. Other priceless things were “Sifu Norris”, and Chi Chi’s (largely successful) attempts to romance Goku. Oh, and the two stock characters… that scientist lady who came looking for her Promethion, and the Asian dude who dug a hole and tried to make money off of the protagonists when they fell into it…

I have never read/seen/watched the original series, be it in anime or manga form, so I can’t compare the storyline accuracy, but I think I know when an actor FAILS. Haha. I daresay the actor for Goku was not so great with the acting skills, because he was awkward at points, and you could see him thinking about his next move.

I FELT LIKE I WAS WATCHING A VERY BAD DUB. It would have been THAT much cooler if it was in Japanese, and with English subtitles, IMHO. But it was bearable… It was entertaining… And I wouldn’t pay to watch it again. Come to think of it, it would be the kind of movie that I’d wait for to reach DVD, rent it, and then watch it.

The special effects were really cool, though. :P

Entertainment factor, it rates a 7.5 out of 10.

Props to the horny Master Rosh…Raisha… whatever his name was. Bikini quarterly indeed. :)

Nature-inspired

6 Mar

Au naturelle encouragement:

greenleafwaterYou are a plant,

Your notes are water,

And you are THIRSTY.

THIS IS DEDICATED TO RAE BABY, LOVE OF MY LIFE.

And my beloved batch, MEDT 1/08.

Randomness after midnight, while studying DCM/HCM/RCM/Arteries/Veins/all that wonderful shiz. D: I’m soooo behind.

And a big thank you to Thomas for answering my random questions through smses & msn, haha.

ROFL

30 Oct

My aunt, remembering my status as a medical student, lovingly sent me this email with following tagline:

Prevention of prolapsed spondolysis (pinching of the nerves) - Good way to exercise your neck!

:)) Happy exercising!

Cute, no?

AAAAAAARGH 4 DAYS TO EOS.

(but that also means holiiiiddaaaaaayyyysssss~ )

Tuck Lam got me “exam music” lolz. Even if it isn’t what I’d normally listen to when studying, when it comes in the form of Gackt‘s album 0079-0088 and Miyavi‘s album AzN Pride This iz the Japanese Kabuki Rock, WHO CAN RESIST?? (Thanks!!! :3 I know how much they would’ve costed, and it was really nice of you to get them for me because I LOVE THEM SO MUCH… So really, this is huuge. )

When I saw Gackt’s album, I was all like,”DROOL”, but when I opened the CD booklet, I flipped and flipped for juicy shots of him only to be rewarded by ONE droolworthy photo on the very last page of the booklet…. D: WHY PUT PICTURES OF GUNDAM INSTEAD OF MY LOVEEEE GACKT-SAMAAAA?? I wanted more pictures of him even though it was a compilation for Gundam… Oh well! Even though I already had the songs *coughBITORRENTcough*, a physical copy was nice.

As for MYV-sama, he was as narcissistic and gorgeous as ever, plastering his beautiful face all over the booklet. LOVED his eye makeup. I wasn’t too keen on the first 3 tracks, but they got better as it went along. <3 I really liked “Wake Up Honey”. His songs are difficult for me to find, because I don’t always keep up with him as much as my first love, Gackt-sama. Miyavi’s style is so unique… AND he’s so pretty!

DON’T ASK ME TO REVIEW THEM BECAUSE I’LL BE BIASED AND GIVE THEM BOTH A 10/10. xx

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